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Monday, October 31, 2016

And this would be news to whom...? It's ridiculously obvious to anyone actually paying attention. http://bit.ly/2etmky9


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October 31, 2016 at 09:01PM
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Donna Brazile refers to her own words and actions as "nonsense". These are our leaders??? http://bit.ly/2foKdMj


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October 31, 2016 at 08:21PM
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Sunday, October 30, 2016

Hahahaha! Wait, that doesn't sound like a horrible idea right now. http://bit.ly/2f1BRH5


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October 30, 2016 at 01:59PM
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Sexual assault is not manly, you poor fool. http://bit.ly/2e1Jhr2


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October 30, 2016 at 01:41PM
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Mortgage lenders profit from people's suffering. Also, water is wet.


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October 30, 2016 at 01:37PM
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Saturday, October 29, 2016

What does the word "racist" mean to you? (This is a social experiment.)


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October 29, 2016 at 06:55PM
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Remember: People have the right to wear what they want. You are free to voice your opinions, but you are not free t… http://bit.ly/2dYPqo1


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October 29, 2016 at 06:11PM
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Does anyone I know actually use Google Allo and/or Duo yet?


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October 29, 2016 at 06:03PM
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#ToDo http://bit.ly/2frmfPz


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October 29, 2016 at 04:07PM
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#TooMuchFreeTime http://bit.ly/2dYC2QB


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October 29, 2016 at 03:50PM
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Friday, October 28, 2016

Today's mantra: Perspective is universally unique.


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October 28, 2016 at 04:32PM
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Says the head domestic terrorist. http://bit.ly/2dScDYJ


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October 28, 2016 at 01:58AM
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#IsntItIronic http://bit.ly/2flUs3d


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October 28, 2016 at 01:47AM
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But... With whom will his followers fantasize about drinking beer during Sunday football games? http://bit.ly/2dS8XpX


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October 28, 2016 at 01:46AM
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Cold War MAD, Part II http://bit.ly/2flVjAI


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October 28, 2016 at 01:43AM
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Ew. What is that in his hair? #TheresSomethingAboutMary http://bit.ly/2flTfsn


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October 28, 2016 at 01:40AM
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Thursday, October 27, 2016

People need to be held accountable for these atrocities. There is no excuse. http://bit.ly/2eVVezq


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October 27, 2016 at 12:49PM
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Why does it seem like university sociology classes make people arrogant, pretentious, uncompromising? Oh, the pedantry! (Says the autistic.)


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October 27, 2016 at 07:40AM
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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Autism study finds early intervention has lasting effects | Nature http://bit.ly/2dKkfle


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October 26, 2016 at 11:22PM
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They're praying to the same deity. Should it make that much of a difference? No harm done. This sort of coexistence… http://bit.ly/2eHD7Oe


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October 26, 2016 at 06:41PM
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Heads-up. Some lunatic who thinks the #BlackLivesMatter movement is a terrorist group is running for Senate. http://bit.ly/2dW4qWY


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October 26, 2016 at 08:11AM
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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

My brain feels like it's being rewritten... again. æ”ćŁæ°Žçš„ć©Šć­ć’ŒçŒŽć­çš„çŹšć…’ć­


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October 25, 2016 at 07:58PM
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When you are drowning in anxiety, say to yourself: There's nothing else I need to do right now. There's nowhere else I need to be right now.


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October 25, 2016 at 12:25PM
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Monday, October 24, 2016

I'm not a sociologist. If you expect me to talk like one, we're going to have a bad time.


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October 24, 2016 at 01:09PM
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SJWs and racial supremacists enable each other. Get over yourselves, all of you.


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October 24, 2016 at 10:44AM
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"You can't be racist against white people." Where do people come up with this garbage?


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October 24, 2016 at 09:04AM
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Sunday, October 23, 2016

For the record, in perpetuity: I will never sign a DNR under any circumstance. I'm an atheist. I want to be alive. Pretty please.


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October 23, 2016 at 07:54PM
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Serious question: Why is a black person in whiteface socially acceptable?


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October 23, 2016 at 04:51PM
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Happy Saturday, Part II! Because I refuse to acknowledge that tomorrow is Monday.


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October 23, 2016 at 11:46AM
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Dear xenophobes and other bigots: Society is necessarily diverse. It can't be homogeneous. Everyone can't be like you. Don't like it? Leave.


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October 23, 2016 at 11:29AM
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Saturday, October 22, 2016

Honest question: When's the last time you were screened for parasites? Cat-lovers, especially, take notice. #Toxoplasmosis


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October 22, 2016 at 10:17AM
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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

I want to start an after-school program called the Fantastic News Club. Why settle for Good?


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October 19, 2016 at 02:22PM
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In medical and legal parlance, the safeword is "unsafe". Go figure.


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October 19, 2016 at 11:03AM
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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

I want to know objective truth, no matter the cost.


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October 18, 2016 at 05:58PM
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Sunday, October 16, 2016

Belay that order! Disobey like all of our lives depend on it! ...because they do.


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October 16, 2016 at 10:45AM
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Saturday, October 15, 2016

Und keiner Eier! đŸ€˜ ♥ @Tool


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October 15, 2016 at 08:08AM
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.@HillaryClinton is an admitted serial perjurer. What the fuck is wrong with you people.


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October 15, 2016 at 07:52AM
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.@realDonaldTrump is an admitted serial rapist. What the fuck is wrong with you people.


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October 15, 2016 at 07:49AM
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My brain feels like it's on fire. I took half a Zyrtec last night.


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October 15, 2016 at 07:46AM
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Friday, October 14, 2016

Little Alchemy: It's like Minecraft, but without all the mining and motion sickness.


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October 14, 2016 at 06:56PM
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Excuse me, Mr. Putin. The Cold War is over. Did you know that? Please don't murder my family and me. I'm only going to ask nicely once.


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October 14, 2016 at 01:32PM
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Thursday, October 13, 2016

I'm using Headspace, the gym membership for the mind. It's really working for me and you can try it for free http://bit.ly/2dacRz5


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October 13, 2016 at 03:17PM
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I'm using Headspace, the gym membership for the mind. It's really working for me and you can try it for free http://bit.ly/2dNGUe0


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October 13, 2016 at 03:15PM
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I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: A 16-Year-Old Boy May Have Cured A Form Of Brea... http://bit.ly/2ekuo8L


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October 13, 2016 at 11:10AM
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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You can prove that all lives matter by acting with nobility and championing the cause of black rights. Put up or shut up.


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October 12, 2016 at 10:39PM
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BREAKING: Old rich white men behave like old rich white men. News at 11. http://bit.ly/2ercRen


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October 12, 2016 at 07:18AM
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#Hypothesis: #Brains actually do stimulate #pain. Otherwise, #headaches and #migraines wouldn't exist. #NeuroPsych #Neuroscience


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October 12, 2016 at 07:16AM
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#Hypothesis: #Histamine deficiency is instigating my #seizure activity. Ceased #antihistamine treatment to test. #NeuroPsych #Neuroscience


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October 12, 2016 at 06:58AM
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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

#Hypothesis: #Perseveration, commonly found in #autism and #ADHD, is a form of #seizure. #NeuroPsych #Neuroscience


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October 11, 2016 at 10:13PM
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a historic*


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October 11, 2016 at 11:26AM
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Monday, October 10, 2016

"Fight or Flight" should be renamed: "Fight, Flight, or Freeze" (freeze === seizure)


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October 10, 2016 at 07:19AM
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Saturday, October 8, 2016

I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: This Robot Proved That It Was Self-Aware http://bit.ly/2dVSc33


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October 08, 2016 at 06:53PM
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I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: This Computer System Taught Beginner Pianists T... http://bit.ly/2d3fI7S


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October 08, 2016 at 06:51PM
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I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: Robots Are Coming To Take Our Jobs-Even Doctors' http://bit.ly/2dVTsTB


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October 08, 2016 at 06:49PM
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I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: The Teal Drone Is The Fastest, Smartest Consume... http://bit.ly/2d3bGfU


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October 08, 2016 at 06:48PM
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I learned something cool on the @curiositydotcom app: How Medical Simulation Makes Patients Safer http://bit.ly/2dVSF5k


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October 08, 2016 at 06:46PM
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Electromagnetic perturbations in fields of light 🌈


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October 08, 2016 at 04:03PM
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Iceberg


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October 08, 2016 at 03:50PM
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Time is malleable. Time pressure constructs our understanding of reality. Meditate to lengthen the spiral of your "mortal coil". ♥metaphors☯


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October 08, 2016 at 03:22PM
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It took them long enough. http://bit.ly/2dVhMFf


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October 08, 2016 at 01:37PM
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The endocrine system is so foreign to me. Why? Think I'll do something about that


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October 08, 2016 at 01:34PM
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Friday, October 7, 2016

Want to fix the problem of police brutality? Require officers to have high emotional intelligence and be informed of their own biases.


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October 07, 2016 at 07:54AM
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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Thank you, Alan Turing. 💔


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October 05, 2016 at 08:17PM
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Headphones. Dark room. Eyes closed. This. http://bit.ly/2dFkDjK


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October 05, 2016 at 02:57PM
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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Idea: $5,000 USD reusable payload delivery quadcopter/balloon/rocket for Mars and Venus. Fuel? Solar + Seawater = Hydrogen + Oxygen + Salts.


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October 04, 2016 at 10:21AM
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Saturday, October 1, 2016

October rains in New England on a Friday night are my new favoritest thing. ❤️


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October 01, 2016 at 12:49AM
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To conservative Christians: The Gospel is one of unconditional love and acceptance. ☯ Agape. Please, practice what you preach. Always. ❤️


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October 01, 2016 at 12:46AM
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To conservative Christians: Treat everyone you meet like the Second Coming of Christ. He could become manifest in anyone. Even everyone.


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October 01, 2016 at 12:41AM
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